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It's not widely known,
but may celebrities shit their pants. Alot. We in The Splashing
Blumpkins are determined to hunt down and expose those celebs who use
their power and fame to hide the fact that they papper their kex every
chance they get, either due to old age, intoxication, or from a
loosened sphincter due to excessive anal sex. Here are our findings... |
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Here we
witness the very old Bob Dole shit himself, then promptly have a heart
attack and die. After all, he was 137 years old.
What a way to go. |
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Pope John
Paul The Ancient expresses remorse at shitting his robe. Due to
Alzheimer's Disease, 30 seconds after this picture was taken, he
forgot about the incident and carried on the rest of the day without
changing his holy underwear. |
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Canadian
Prime Minister Jean Chrétien explains to the media that he didn't
actually shit his pants, but that a turtle head just poked out
slightly before returning to the safety of it's 'shell'. |
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The
ever-articulate Ozzy Osbourne takes a quiet time before a sold-out
concert to contemplate the meaning of life, how he can help the less
fortunate, and also try to figure out just what the fuck he had for
dinner last night. |
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MORE TO
COME!!!! |
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