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Born To Corn
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You tease me with that winking eye
when your ass points to to the sky
Your mouth says 'no', my cock says 'go',
I'll ease it in, nice and slow.
You
can't deny it, I know it's true
You want me to push in your poo.
I'll bang you like a drum, when I'm in your bum
and soon your back will be covered in cum
[Chorus]
Cause I was born to corn you baby
Born to fuck you up the ass
Come on honey don't you brood
I'll stick it in, and pull out food.
Push in your stool, burgle your turd
It's all the same, no matter the word
Start with my pinky, then my whole fist
One finger, two fingers, up to my wrist.
You still don't know the joys of bum love
maybe I'll thumb you with a boxing glove
If you don't do it, someone will
and I'll send you the fucking bill |
I Got Date-Raped
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I met a girl, we fell in love
I guess it's meant to be
when we went partying last night
I think she fucking date-raped me.
My drink it tasted funny
and then I felt a breeze
I woke up in the morning
with my pants around my knees
[Chorus]
Date Raped!!!!
It was actually pretty cool
Better than waking in the morning
In a pile of my own stool.
What's the big fucking deal
with all the chicks that whine?
It's really not a great big deal
cause I'd get date raped all the time.
Went out and bought some Rohypnol
and put it on my shelf
Just waiting till I figure out
a new way to date-rape myself..
[Chrorus] |
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Butt Plug
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Payday is a week away
Don't got a dime to his name
He's young, he's hot, he's bored, he's gay
His hungry anus is to blame
What can he do, that's cheap and fun?
That will make him smile for days?
He usually pulls out his juicy hog,
and fucks a jar of mayonnaise.
[Pre Chorus]
He needs a little excitement
in his otherwise boring life
Some people call him lucky
because he'll never have a wife
[Chorus]
He's gonna buy a butt plug
and pray it doesn't hurt
He's gonna buy a butt plug
and stick it in his dirt....chute
That brand new butt plug makes him feel
That everything's alright
He shoves it up his eager cornhole
morning noon and night.
Everything's good now, everything's right
His life and ass are fulfilled.
He'll never pine for cock again
With his new butt plug he is thrilled. |
Tighty
Whities
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Nothing left in my top drawer
I've got no gonch left to wear
I've worn my last pair for five days now
My anus is crying in despair
I already use the 2-day method
Turn them inside out for an extra day
I have my emergency pair of Fruit Of The Looms
There's got to be a better way
[Chrous]
Who the fuck invented tight, white gonch?
When it's big brown shits that we launch?
Wearing two pairs, that's what I do
To stop the stains from showing through...
I'd love to go au natural
But with that I'd have several issues
My blue jeans would be a new shade of brown
Thanks to my dirty anal tissues |
